I woke up with this phrase flitting through my mind:
"the most obscure narrator since the Martian Manhunter's orthodontist appeared in Tales of Dentistry"
Also, I've got part of an old song in my mind. I can't quite make it out. The lyrics are jumbled, I can make out the voice clear as a bell but can't name the artists. The guitar riffs are distinct as well, but I can't put together the name of the song or band. I think it's an old hair metal love anthem thingy that is totally rad if you dig old hair metal love anthem thingies.