Sunday, March 14, 2021


Under the headgear options Hero Forge has an option for a loop that turns any figure into a pendant or Christmas ornament!

Jesus Frog died for your amphibious sins.

Saturday, March 13, 2021

An Answer to a Question No One Asked

 What is going on under wizards' robes?

Zardeth and Ogeode are the wizards from the Crystar toy/comic line. 
Under their robes you find pants with belts and matching knee-high boots.
Very classy. 8/10

Kelek and Ringelrun from the AD&D toyline wear belts, jewelry, 
short boots (or maybe Italian shoes), and nasty, tattered onesies.
Buy some new underwear, guys! 3/10

I swear to Grodd, this is an Emperor Palpatine figure. 
Apparently under his robes he dresses as some sort of bondage pervert.
That sounds about right to me. 6/10

Gandalf wears a whole civilian outfit under his robes.
Stylish, but seems like too many layers.
Too hot and cumbersome for balrog-fighting. 4/10

Other times he goes full commando.
Nice boots, dude. 10/10