Hey all! I must pause in my preparations to teach the youth of America a second day on how awesome Beowulf is in order to provide a brief update.
This menacing figure is none other than game designer and publisher James Raggi, of Lamentations of the Flame Princess infamy. In his hand he holds some sort of flintlocky pistol (is it a prop? a toy? an actual firearm? I don't really know) and 2 books.
One of those books is Blood in the Chocolate, an adventure by cool guy Kiel Chenier that, as I understand it, is all about Willy Wonka taking a break from murdering children to spend time murdering your PCs instead. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Everyone reading this post should buy one.
The other book is nothing less than an actual copy of Broodmother Skyfortress, the adventure I wrote quite a while back now. A few copies will be on sale this weekend at Dragonmeet, a convention in London. Copies for all the wonderful people who put up money before I even wrote the thing will start shipping shortly thereafter.
I want to thank everyone who pledged, for both their initial faith in me and their patience. And to everyone who emailed me over the years to ask when this darn thing was coming out, I thank you for accepting my vague promises. I am so super-pleased that you will be getting your long awaited book soon. It honestly fills me with joy to know you'll soon be holding your own copies. And I hope you all like it.
By the by, the original design spec in the IndieGogo campaign called for a 32 page adventure. The adventure actually runs longer than that and there's a bunch of bonus content in the back. The last version of the PDF I saw ran 162 pages, or more than 5 times the content you were promised. I hope that serves as a little apology/bonus for the absurd amount of production delays.
Also, if you haven't read Beowulf, you should totally get a hold of a good translation. It's one of the wellsprings of modern Western heroic literature. I teach R. M. Liuzza's more scholarly edition, but there are lots of other good ones. The Seamus Heaney version is easy to find and quite popular. A new edition of Tolkien's translation came out not too long ago as well.
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