So are you going to apply? Think how cool it would be hand someone your henchman business card.
Actually, it looks like an ad for a husband.
Wow. This just screams "murder for hire".
I like the part about "enjoying" using a shovel. I can't think of anyone who doesn't love shoveling!
"Henchband for Hire" this Fall on ABC.
I think this guy is looking for someone who will be proficient when the inevitable zombie apocalypse comes. "Chain Saw. Check. Shovel Use. Check. Come get some."P.S. For a 6 figure salary, I could learn to enjoy shovelling.