Thirty Post-Apocalyptic Miscellaneous Items
1. foil packet of dried Cephalopod Crunchies
2. sonic toothbrush
3. three pack of glow-in-the-dark condoms
4. Mickey Mouse t-shirt
5. admantium golf club (driver)
6. large neon green purse
7. spool of 100 feet of coaxial cable
8. large can of Spam soup
9. spring assisted Yo-Yo
10. ukulele, out of tune
11. 4 feet of rusty iron chain
12. atomic Zippo
13. battered top hat
14. portable fruit/vegetable juicer
15. glowcube
16. spork, metal
17. Members Only jacket
18. wind-up Barky Dog toy
19. really cool sunglasses, but one lens busted
20. battery powered socks
21. bottle of vegetarian steak sauce
22. dashboard hula girl
23. hand-held video game system plus d6-1 cartridges
24. fondue fork
25. d6 Chick tracts
26. toilet plunger
27. baseball signed by the World Series winning Chicago Cubs
28. 2d6, Vegas style
29. snorkel and mask
30. bath towel
A Return to the Stars
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After a veeeeerrrryyyy long, and mostly unplanned, hiatus, Stuart and I got
together to play more Stargrave in recent days. It was good! It was also a
bit ...
31: A human ear.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, you've gotta have your towel!!
ReplyDelete32: Quill and dried out ink well
Would there have been time, I wonder, for the Cubs to sign that winning baseball before the Apocalypse struck?
ReplyDeleteDamnit, now I've got to put a ukulele in my mega-dungeon.
ReplyDeleteYour mind is a scary/cool place, Jeff.
ReplyDelete33: black boombox with busted tape deck
You know a list like this brings back memories of the 1st edition Gamma World random treasure charts. They has a lot of useless items that the party would spend hours trying to determine if it did something useful. Not to mention people would find uses for them that they were not designed for.
ReplyDeleteJames: Sure, Chicago in the World Series causes the Apocalypse only if there were playing the pre-2003 Boston Red Sox.
ReplyDeleteIn that case, neither team would have won but the world would have ended after the 3-2 pitch on out 3 in the bottom of the ninth inning of game 7 but before it reached the plate.
Now, a 2003 Boston-Chicago World Series tee shirt on the table...
We almost faced this pitch in 2003 but were saved by a self-sacrificing Chicago fan.
I loved the 1st ed. Gamma World random charts. Had a player carry around a broken fishing rod that he was sure was some sort of beam weapon, based on the description I gave him ... :-)
ReplyDelete34. Fruit cake still wrapped with a card saying Happy Holidays -Aunt Hazel
ReplyDelete35. Soup in old style can.
ReplyDeleteNow where did I put that can opener!!
That became one of the best Gamma World side adventures we ever had.
Rick