Unfortunate turn of phrase there. I don't think I'd want to wear a "shat". Sounds a little too fecal.
Why orange instead of red? Too Communist?
Is should have sported some nacelles off the saucer section!
I love the "If it's not Shat, send it back."Jeff you should build a world around everything that is Shatner. I never realized how much stuff he's got into. What a weird world it would be.
I... just... wow...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ - How to kiss a woman by Captain Kirk