So my caveman Oogah was driving his hell-powered motor-trike across the apocalyptic wastelands of Carcosa when a Hound of Tindalos starts loping after him. This will not stand. I pull into a bootlegger reverse and charge the transdimensional mofo. The first pass he kills my mechanic riding behind me, but on a second pass bike and Hound collide and explode. My caveman is thrown clear of the blast, miraculously suffering only 2 points of damage.
Win or lose the race, I just took out a Hound of Tindalos by charging it on a sweet-ass motorcycle.
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The most important part is to stride away from the exploding bike+carcass without glancing back. Cool cavemen don't look at explosions.
ReplyDeleteGrampy salutes you!
ReplyDeleteThe Hound of Tindalos challenged the laws of physics...and lost.
ReplyDeletethat was a pretty bold move. CWR is surprising me left and right.
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