Saturday, September 30, 2023

Grim Weaponry

The other day I was goofing around on
and I decided to knock together a quickie Grim Reaper.

That's when I thought of this visual gag, which I call
"New Reaper Shows Up to 1st Day of
Work Having Misunderstood the Assignment."

So what else could a Grim Reaper wield?
This sword looks cool but feels kinda basic.

This battle axe looks pretty dang badass.

"What am I, a cleric over here?!?"

"Time to die. Square up, mofo."

Is this a Shaolin spade? The author of the
Zombie Survival Handbook insists that this
 is the best weapon for decapitating zombos. 

Dual wield spiked chains seems extra AF.

This Reaper is not messing around.

The ultimate horror.



  1. Last one... Weird Al Reaper! Definitely horrifying.

  2. But does the giddy Death Polka merely drive one to suicidal madness? Or *shudder* is it the music ITSELF that is the weapon? It's all too terrifying to even contemplate...

  3. Bagpipe Reaper makes Accordion Reaper look like weaksauce. Of course the kilt gives him an edge.