Friday, November 11, 2011

Caves of Myrddin update

Hi!  My name is Abe!  What's your name?  Do you want to sniff my butt?  I already smelled yours.  You should do something about that.

Anyway, I just got back from the stinky hole that smells like rat poop and lizard breath.  It was so much fun!  I went with my master Blixa and some other people, one of which was very small and had furry feet that smelled like mushrooms.

We fought a big lizard!  Was that the dragon everyone is so worked up about?  I got to bite it but it wasn't very tasty.  Do you have any food?  I like cheese and sausages best.  We found some cheese in a goblin house and my master gave me a piece of it.  It was yummy!  But then a storm blew in.  The thunder scared me.  But before that we found a magic chair.  I sat in it and the magic made all the people smarter so they could understand me.

Then I found a rat hole but the rat was too deep in it for me to bite.  You know what's even better than biting rats?  Chasing them!