NSFW WARNING: This post features the return of Gameblog fan-favorite The Minotaur's Weiner.
Remember last week when I was trying to figure out what the heck this thing was?
That's a reproduction of ancient Greek art appearing in chapter 1 of Joseph Campbell's The Hero With A Thousand Faces. I finished the book yesterday. Guess what I found in a later chapter?
Perseus goes to the same haberdasher as the Minotaur. Small world.
Flavor Packs | Gribelda the Grimdark, The Dusk Presence, Sophistry
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Gribelda the Grimdark Common goblin but has 4HD and saves as a 4th level
cleric. Staff deals 1d4 damage. Gribelda the Grimdark is the priestess of
the Blac...

He obviously pillaged his jaunty cap!
ReplyDeleteIf an inn called The Minotaur's Weiner doesn't appear in one of your upcoming games, you will have betrayed us all, Jeff.
ReplyDeleteWearing nothing but a hat. Classy move, Minotaur.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Welleran. Theseus killed the minotaur and took his stuff. Pity it was a Cursed Cap On Unintentional Patricide, but them's the breaks...
ReplyDeleteLet's all take a deep breath this time and not let this become the next OSR controversy.
ReplyDeleteIn my Mazes & Minotaurs game all minotaurs have covered weiners. But then my M&M game is more Pegana than Ancient Greece.
The flumph's wearing a hat?
ReplyDeleteNaked with hat is odd, but naked with socks would force some kind of saving throw.
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