Sort of a fun test, but some of the questions really offer no sensible answer for me ..my answer to the Carl Sagan question would be a simple "no," for example, which isn't offered as a choice ... apparently the nerd world is divided into people who read Carl Sagan and people who laugh at the word "bookshelves." I can't quite fathom the joke, if it is one.
Another one that stood out: "group 4" in the "pick one" section contains nothing I have to begin with: I don't own a single movie T-Shirt, I don't drink beer, and I don't own a TV set. Lots of other questions are similarly skewed (and not in the fun way, where the result is a clever joke ...)
So, with that said, mine came out "Uber Cool Light-Weight Nerd," with:
I'd have hoped to ping higher as a history nerd (which I consider myself) but since they lump it with literature (which I find tedious) I guess that score, at least, hits the mark :) I suspect my SciFi/Comic score is mostly based on knowing the Glen Larson answers ...
Sorry to inflict it on you both, but it seemed everybody in hobbyfan's gundam forum had one, so I took the test. The "read a book?LOL!1" tone of some of the questions irked me to no end, but I haven't grown out of the old + and - Geek Code, and hoped this would be amusing.
In a related note, my word verification starts with "usux".
Crapland is a game. (SPEED-RUN) Session twoo.
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召喚 by 妖女 · 天火見
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Shark-8 caries Tela under ...
Goodness Gracious, I've Gone to the Dark Side
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What with the new 2024 revisions due to start being released this coming
September, I am converting my online game to D&D 5th edition.
I still have to en...
Dungeon Apps
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"I’ve just been wondering what apps adventurers would use if smartphones
worked in dungeons"
- Jeff Rients
Here's some ideas we had:
"Lock app for th...
Troika! character sheet
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I made a simple horizontal Troika! character sheet and thought I’d share it
here for free. Hopefully somebody will find it useful! 🙂 Download the
charac...
The Time Bandits
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Six boisterous dwarves, who, until recently, were employed by the *Supreme
Being* to fix holes in the space-time continuum. Then they had a
brainstorm: W...
Let’s make goblins unique
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When a goblin is encountered (or a bunch of the nasty beasts), roll a set
of 6 dice (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20) for each of a few of them, or at
least thei...
Philately & Phylacteries: D&D Comes to the USPS
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If you follow Grognardia as closely as I do, you have no double heard about
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Numenera: Those Who Move Clouds, Session 1
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When a Shadow of the Demon Lord campaign I was running came to a close, I
had everyone vote on what would I would run next, from games on The List
(almost ...
cryptid in july poetry day 09, the enfield horror
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a poem about the enfield horror
I’m an armpit leaping
around the woods on three
legs waiting
for police to arrest me
I’m the living
embodiment of cough...
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Dieser Blog ist Anfang des Jahres 2022 übersiedelt. Am Blog von
gazerpress.at schreibe ich weiterhin über Historisches und Aktuelles rund
ums Rollenspiel.
In Defense of Race As Class
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Race As Class! Baffling to some, overly simplistic to others, gold to me.
Race As Class does what even AD&D didn't have the balls to do: it not only
says "...
A Fresh Start
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Morning Folks
I came across someone's blog the other day and I liked it's focus, focus is
something I could use so I'm going to steal it along with anyt...
A timeline for historical games in the Lowlands
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6th century: Clovis I, King of the Franks, converts to the Roman Church
1000: Pagan Saxon and Frisian religions cease to exist as such and are
subsumed un...
Not the best year
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In many ways 2021 has not been a lot of fun. For me, it started with
catching COVID-19, along with many of the friends I game with, and while,
fortunately,...
Another Whack at Skills and Classes
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I have enjoyed running Lamentations of the Flame Princess games regularly
since 2012. Regardless of certain tedious controversies surrounding the
publis...
XP per esplorazione
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Di recente la blogosfera è stata attraversata da un dibattito su come
assegnare punti esperienza extra oltre il consueto (e rodato) Oro*xp. Già a
suo te...
Blog Reboot
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How starting over feels...
After the disaster that was 2020 I decided it would be best to start over
on a new blog. Wipe the state clean as they say. It'll...
Vengeful Cuckold and Cuckquean Generator
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I submitted a table I made to Jeff Rients for his awesome Flame Princess
Cult Zine. I have already used it in several ways during games and have
enjoye...
REVIEW – Fish Fuckers
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Fish Fuckers is a Lamentations of the Flame Princess Adventure with Text
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Ten Fearsome Pit Fighters of the Grand Arena
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There are many fighting pits in the city, but none of them compare to the
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The fig...
Finally, a review!
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Today, we are taking a look at *Obscene Serpent Religion 2 By *Jeff Rients
for Lamentations of the Flame Princess.
I rate products in these categories:
Writ...
House Rule: (More) Cannon Fodder
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One issue that people can have with LotFP/OSR games is high character
turnover. Sometimes the module is too deadly, the players too green, the GM
too evil...
You Can't Do That!
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I remember the light and magic that lit my mind of fire the first time I
played Dungeons and Dragons. My friend had gotten a starter set that had a
great ...
Sort of a fun test, but some of the questions really offer no sensible answer for me ..my answer to the Carl Sagan question would be a simple "no," for example, which isn't offered as a choice ... apparently the nerd world is divided into people who read Carl Sagan and people who laugh at the word "bookshelves." I can't quite fathom the joke, if it is one.
ReplyDeleteAnother one that stood out: "group 4" in the "pick one" section contains nothing I have to begin with: I don't own a single movie T-Shirt, I don't drink beer, and I don't own a TV set. Lots of other questions are similarly skewed (and not in the fun way, where the result is a clever joke ...)
So, with that said, mine came out "Uber Cool Light-Weight Nerd," with:
Sci/Math: 20%
Tech/Comp: 7%
SciFi/Comic: 55%
Hist/Lit: 58%
Dumb/Dork: 8%
I'd have hoped to ping higher as a history nerd (which I consider myself) but since they lump it with literature (which I find tedious) I guess that score, at least, hits the mark :) I suspect my SciFi/Comic score is mostly based on knowing the Glen Larson answers ...
Sorry to inflict it on you both, but it seemed everybody in hobbyfan's gundam forum had one, so I took the test. The "read a book?LOL!1" tone of some of the questions irked me to no end, but I haven't grown out of the old + and - Geek Code, and hoped this would be amusing.
ReplyDeleteIn a related note, my word verification starts with "usux".
My title is "Uber Cool High Nerd".
ReplyDeleteThis was a fun test, but to silly to put on my blog.
B.t.w. what Traveller Major Race Are You?
berka, like Zho-Berka?
ReplyDeleteFangasm!
I LOVE your stuff!
Science/Math 61%
ReplyDeleteTechnology/Computer 70%
Sf/Comic 60%
History/Literature 96%
Dumb/Dork/Awkward 17%
Making me a Cool High Nerd
Woo!
Sci/Math: 34%
ReplyDeleteTech/Comp: 25%
SciFi/Comic: 88%
Hist/Lit: 97%
Dumb/Dork/Awkward: 56%
Kinda Dorky Nerd King
I'm not sure how I was so awkward - holey socks I guess
Science/Math 94%
ReplyDeleteTech/Computer 85%
SciFi/Comic 76%
History/Lit 96%
Dumb/Dork 17%
A "Cool Nerd King", just like my cool brother-in-law. How surprising. :-)
Cool History / Lit Geek
ReplyDeleteI didn't write down the percentages.
I had the exact same objections as sjohn. Many times I was forced to pick an untrue answer because of supposedly humerous reasons.
-clash