Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Odinsday Update #6

Big apologies to fans of my campaign updates for not posting a session summary last week. I feel really weird giving out spoilers to an in-print module, especially a product from a company that I love as much as Goodman Games. (BTW, this feeling is only feeding into the already nagging sensation I have that this campaign doesn't need prefab modules.) I will only report that this session the dwarf prepared a Create Water spell so he would not have to pee on any monsters. What this party has against wineskins is beyond me. Speaking of potent potables, at the start of the session I busted out my copy of The 30 Sided Adventure and Other Tales and asked everyone to roll 1d30 for the chart Things Snuck Into Your Napsack By Your Aunt Milly (who loves you). Grandpa Thorne got 5 pebbles. Erik the Conqueror received a flask of whiskey. And Hjorek Hafagrson got an icepick.

Here's a picture of a Viking babe I found:

Yeah, I'm sorta stealing the Evil DM's schtick here.

That picture is not directly relevant to the subject at hand. But, hey, Viking babe.

Below the line is the email I sent to my players earlier today.



Before I get into the weekly fluff, here's a question for all y'all. Is this module we're doing working for you? The find-the-clue aspects of the adventure have not been resonating with me and I can't quite make up my mind about the new monsters. There's a fine line between clever and stupid and I'm not sure where these monsters are in relation to it. I worry they're too much clever and not enough stupid. Unless there is a strong objection I'm going to hack the lower levels of the Ziggurat in a way that lets us hopefully end the adventure next session. Any objections?

Since you aren't currently welcome at the Keep, you'll have to stay elsewhere between visits to the Sunken Ziggurat. The civic-minded among you might opt to stay in Bartertown and help with the rebuilding after the savage duergar attack a few weeks ago. You're welcome to stay at the farmstead of Ollie Back-breaker, a jolly old fellow who lives on the very edge of Lord Beppo's lands. He likes getting visitors and hard-eyed adventurers like yourselves are handy to have around with all these evil spirits on the loose. He'd much rather feed fellow Northmen than be food for some damn ghost! A third option would be to hike back to Ingvoll, closest proper Viking settlement from the Keep. It's in the wrong direction but it also gives you the opportunity to spend d4x100gp on debauchery. Let me know where you stay prior to the next session. You can split up if you have varying interests. I'm not the kind of DM who is going to pimp you over every time your PC wants to go to take a leak without an armed escort.

It seems that Zoyd Sampson is the sole survivor of the poorly-organized and poorly-led Anti-Duergar Punitive Expedition. He stumbles out of the forest covered in blood and mud. He's wounded, diseased, poisoned, and hallucinating. He keeps mumbling something about 'the doomlizards'. Since Zoyd isn't on Sigurd Half-Jotun's grudge list he is nursed back to health at Beppo's Keep. Whether he will recover by next Wednesday is solely a function of whether Jason can make it to the run. Jason, please don't take my abuse of your character the wrong way. I'm just trying to come up with exciting adventury-type reasons why your guy is out of the action while you are unavailable.

As requested, Druzella the Witch sets up a meeting between Erik (and anyone else who wants to be there) and Stinky Murgo, an officer in the hobgoblin mercenary contigent currently camping in one of the caves of the Canyon of Chaos. The meeting is at the pond in the center of the Canyon, at a spot with some crude wooden benches and a totempolish sort of idol erected around a fire pit. This place is apparently considered neutral ground by most of the monsters living in the caves. Here are the going rates for hobgoblins-for-hire:

A basic company of 20 hobgoblin Warriors 1 costs 400gp per day of short-term service
Up to 2d4 companies could be ready to march in 3 weeks (the session after next), each week of delay adds d4 companies.
Each company requires at least one officer. A hobgoblin Warrior 3 officer costs 60gp a day. An elite hobgoblin Fighter 3 or Marshal 3 costs 85gp a day and expects a 1/2 share of any pillage.
5 companies will require a senior officer. A hobgoblin Warrior 6 will cost 140gp/day and expect a full share of treasure. A hobgoblin Fighter 5/Dragon Samurai 1 or Marshal 6 costs 185gp/day and requires a full share as well.
If you hire at least 5 companies the price for the basic troops goes down to 100gp per day per company.
Everyone will require a half-day's wage in advance.
As previously established in the campaign it is possible to travel from the Keep to the Canyon (or vice versa) in a few hours.
My numbers are based upon AEG's Mercenaries, by the way.

If Doug is planning what I think he's planning, feel free to consult a copy of B2 The Keep on the Borderlands when drawing up any plans. Not that the module exactly reflects local conditions. Instead think of the module as an intelligence summary. It's been a while since I checked out the Keep myself, so it will take me a while to answer any questions about.

Quick question to the audience: which of the following looks like the coolest pic for a hobgobbo merc?
This Roman Hobgoblin by Claudio Pozas fits in very nicely with the alt-history flavor of the campaign.
I had klingon ronin in mind when I first noted hobgoblin mercenaries in my dungeon key. The armor looks vaguely Japanese to me and I love the alien leg structure. This hobgoblin is not just a guy with latex on his face!
I love this picture, but it's almost too good for my needs. This guy's awesome helmet implies a whole alien hobgoblin culture. That pic would be aces in a rich setting like Tekumel or Glorantha, but for my little campaign it's a bit overwrought.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Angst!

I have no idea what's happening here but that chick is awesome! The vulkin ears, pony tail, crazy outfit, and sidearm are all cool. But what really make her rad to the max is the pose, with the arms crossed and the big smile. She's confidently enjoying the fruits of her villainy! Yeah! Cower, angsty Superman! Cower before the mighty evil of...

Uh, anybody know who that woman is?

Cheapies and freebies

Some cool people at theRPGsite tipped me off to some rad bargains. Remember Mayfair's old line of RoleAids supplements for D&D? Those guys are clearing out their backstock for super-cheap. Hip to the new Star Wars Saga Edition? David Bezio (a.k.a. extremely cool dude Grubman) has written a free ready-to-rock adventure.

Quote of the Day

The original comics creators invented gods and monsters; forged universes; played havoc with the forces of reality itself.

Their descendents use what their forebearers made to do a passable imitation of TV serial dramas.

Take your pick.


--anonymous commenter at the Absorbascon, on the state of modern DC comics

Saturday, June 09, 2007

I smelled Chuck Norris because the voices told me to

I don't normally even bother to open stupid chain letter email, but this one is kinda fun, so I reworked it as a stupid blog meme:

Fwd: I smelled a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Fwd: I yelled at my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Subject: I ran over a stuffed animal because Big Bird said to and he's my leader

Work the 3 tables below, then: type out the sentence you end up with in the subject line of a blog post and copy this text. Also, link back to the blog you read it on. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE!

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May---------- I jumped on
June---------- I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11---- ---my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffe d animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1 ,000,000 dollars
Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown ---------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja !
None----------because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made and put in your subject line and copy the text of this post.

Don't forget to link back to the person that tagged you!

Thursday, June 07, 2007

also, five links for everyone

The Picture of Everything

compiled Warlock invocations

Holy crap! It's Mazinga!

Aldreth - fantasy powered by Classic Traveller!

Requiescat In Pace: John M. Ford

a map for Pat

Before last night's session my bud Pat and I were shooting the breeze and it comehow came up that he had not seen the original Kirbytastic map of Earth-Kamandi. Dig it:

Click for a bigger, even more mind-blowing version.

GMs, you want to freak your players out? Use this baby as the world map for your next campaign of Gamma World or Rifts or whatever.