"I am a cocaine addicted dinosaur. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it." -- T.Rex from Dinosaur Comics. If I ever get through the massive archive this one is going on to my regular reading list.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."