Was it Reverend Stang who said "Don't try to be funny if you ain't"? Anyway, the untitled blog entry from Friday that's between the quote of the day and the drunk quiz result is a hoax. I thought it was obvious, but apparently it wasn't. For the details, look at the comment for that entry.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."