Name That Beard gives the lowdown on the proper names for various facial hair configurations. My usual style is not a goatee, but is more correctly called a 'doorknocker'. Someday when I'm old and my hair is white I'm gonna grow a Franz-Josef.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."