Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Flumphfest 2012!!

"I think someone should do a new illustration for flumphs. First impressions are everything, you know." -Michael Moscrip, today on Google+

Here's the original Fiend Folio illo, lightly shaded.

By DeviantArt member ButterFrog

Dire Flumph by Eli of the blog I See Lead People

Fairly recent Flumph illo by Andrew Hou, for the Pathfinder version.
Either those goblins are friggin' tiny or that Flumph is much larger than the original version.

by Welltun Cares

Rich Burlew's cartoony interpretation for Order of the Stick

 America's sweetheart Zak S presents this vagina dentata version,
which frightens and confuses me. 


  1. I like 2, 4, 5, 6, and Cootchieflumph. I think frightened and confused is getting off on the right foot with a monster.


  2. How about this one:

  3. Its a living commemorative plate of Lawful Neutral, I personally like the first illustration, maybe the second or fourth.

  4. I believe Pathfinder flumphs are a bit larger than Fiend Folio flumphs. Typical PF flumphs weigh 15 pounds and are 3 feet across. Pathfinder goblins just scrape by at 3 feet tall.


    a very quick sketch for you.

  6. If I were sufficiently drunk I'd hit any of these. Maybe not the Dire Flumph. And I'd definitely put on my Ring Of Protection before tapping ButterFrog's, if you know what I'm sayin'.

  7. The PF version is cool but nothing can compete with a walking, tentacled vagina with teeth and eyes!

  8. I'd never heard of a Flumph until this comic:

  9. Good grief, seeing these pictures I just realised the Flumph has an alternate identity - the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or could it be that the FSM is the deity of the Flumphs? Quick, somebody stat this thing! (Attacks: 2x Noodly appendage touch, save or die)

  10. My brain is leaking out my ears in a good way

  11. Short Wight-Gaxx alignment test for your players:

    You're in a dungeon, walking along the corridor, when all of a sudden you look down...

    You look down and see a flumph. It's flailing it's tentacles toward you...

    The flumph lays on its back, flipped over with underside exposed, beating its tentacles trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

    1. I love you with all of my heart.

  12. The flumph is my very favorite D&D monster of all time.