...but it has nothing to do with games, swine, pipes, politics, or any of his usual rant-fodder. I was at my local hipster café when I spotted this can:It took me a while to remember where I originally heard the term 'yerba maté' but eventually it clicked. "Oh, yeah! That's the stuff that Pundit says allows Uruguayans to leap over tall buildings in a single bound or something." I haven't tried the stuff yet, as my lunch special came with a perfectly bland ice tea. If yerba sends me on a vision quest or puts me in touch with the Speed Force, I'll let you all know.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."