You remember that scene from the David Lynch version of Dune where Paul Muadhib intiates the Fedaykin, the Fremen death commandos, by painting their shoulders red? My shoulders are at least that red today as a result of too much time in the sun yesterday.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."