This scan is a page from the 1981 Heritage USA sales manual/catalog, the kind of thing meant for the hobby stores rather than the consumer. Has anybody played the Heritage fantasy system Knights & Magick, mentioned in the last paragraph?
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."