So the Dragon of Dundagel seems to be in a bit of a mood today. He's been seen flying around the countryside, plucking up peasants and dropping them from great heights, panicing herds and flocks, and he even set fire to the village of Endelstow, home of everyone's least favorite cleric:
Vicar Sithney finally has evidence to support his claim that the adventurers at St. Emmet's are making things worse, not better.
In totally unrelated news, a slightly charred Vortullak the Untamed returned from the dungeons today. His companions Louie le Mouche, Clark the Half-Orc and Tufi the Rabittduck are nowhere to be seen. By some strange coincidence Vortullak is offering for sale a map he claims leads straight to the dragon's lair. Opening bid is 200gp.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."