I need to research what ol' Winston was up to between the wars, to see if he could squeeze a Call of Cthulhu scenario into his busy schedule. I suppose that WWII might turn out a bit differently if Churchill was bugfuck insane for the duration.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."