I ended up making a couple of counters for tonight's D&D game. As you can see, they aren't exactly something to brag about. The above is a 'maggoth', rather like the hybrid spawn of a maggot and a giant slug.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."