The human mind cannot ignore Space Wizard crotch. It is unspossibles! Space Wizard crotch will haunt your dreams and thrustingly intrude into your waking thoughts.
(true and secret fact: Space Wizard is David Bowie)
That is some most righteous garb, befitting an Astral Sorceror. All who see are stunned by this sartorial splendor, no doubt. Now I wanna know more about the campaign this guy lives in...
The picture suggests its own adventure seeds: let's assume that SW doesn't come up with his own look, and he has a hench just to keep him looking cool. They could be hired by one of SW's enemies to murder his fashion consultant as a statement of some sort or, in a twist of fate, the party could kill the poor slob in a case of mistaken identity. Now SW needs another fashion consultant! Not to mention, he'll want to avenge his employee's death. If the PCs and SW can come to an understanding they could have him as a patron, perhaps one of them could even earn a spot as his *new* fashion consultant! Wouldn't questing for unique raiment and suitable accoutrements be fun? :-) ).
Better yet, think of the possibilities of a world where all the magic-users are clothes horses, or at least a significant subset thereof. Adventurers could be hired to find rare fashion accessories and/or to steal them from other arcane practitioners. What about Eldritch fashion shows? Spells to enhance the appeal of one's apparel? Monsters which mangle or steal finery? And so forth....
All that from the one pic, huh? Sometimes art just inspires me. :-)
Your friend has a great flair for the imaginative. Kudos to him. Thanx for posting.
@Malcadon: Celestial Spaceheater, ha! Yeah, SW does look a bit like one of Marvel's Celestials from the 80's, doesn't he? I wonder which Host he'd fit into? ;-)
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totally diggin that crotch sigil!
ReplyDeleteThat's what i call protection. Space Wizard has his priorities in order.
ReplyDeleteAlso his head looks like a wall heater, i remember burning my hand on that on more than one occasion. Definitely threatening
ReplyDeletefor there is only one Space Wizard and his name is Stardust, this contender must battle him now!
ReplyDeleteStardust's title is Super Wizard, which replaces Archmage as the highest MU level title in my house rules.
DeleteI don't think any RPG content has ever gotten me more interested than the Space Wizard.
ReplyDelete"IGNORE ME!!!"
ReplyDeleteThe human mind cannot ignore Space Wizard crotch. It is unspossibles!
DeleteSpace Wizard crotch will haunt your dreams and thrustingly intrude into your waking thoughts.
(true and secret fact: Space Wizard is David Bowie)
Space Wizard is a Freemason? Did you notice that is the same symbol they used for Ming in Flash Gordon?
ReplyDeleteThat sigil is Al Crowley's Unicursal Hexagram. I didn't know the Merciless One used it too.
DeleteBehold... the Fourth Celestial Spaceheater!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteThat is some most righteous garb, befitting an Astral Sorceror. All who see are stunned by this sartorial splendor, no doubt. Now I wanna know more about the campaign this guy lives in...
ReplyDeleteThe picture suggests its own adventure seeds: let's assume that SW doesn't come up with his own look, and he has a hench just to keep him looking cool. They could be hired by one of SW's enemies to murder his fashion consultant as a statement of some sort or, in a twist of fate, the party could kill the poor slob in a case of mistaken identity. Now SW needs another fashion consultant! Not to mention, he'll want to avenge his employee's death. If the PCs and SW can come to an understanding they could have him as a patron, perhaps one of them could even earn a spot as his *new* fashion consultant! Wouldn't questing for unique raiment and suitable accoutrements be fun? :-) ).
Better yet, think of the possibilities of a world where all the magic-users are clothes horses, or at least a significant subset thereof. Adventurers could be hired to find rare fashion accessories and/or to steal them from other arcane practitioners. What about Eldritch fashion shows? Spells to enhance the appeal of one's apparel? Monsters which mangle or steal finery? And so forth....
All that from the one pic, huh? Sometimes art just inspires me. :-)
Your friend has a great flair for the imaginative. Kudos to him.
Thanx for posting.
@Malcadon:
Celestial Spaceheater, ha!
Yeah, SW does look a bit like one of Marvel's Celestials from the 80's, doesn't he? I wonder which Host he'd fit into?
;-)