I know those are goat horns, but I keep wanting to read the cover as an homage to the vorpal bunny scene in Monty Python & The Holy Grail. The head is rather rabbitish in shape and those knights in the background look rather... hesitant.
"LET'S SMASH SKULLS"
Best tagline ever?
These dudes are supposed to be giants, but man that dude with the finger pointing up is totally badass. I may cut him out of the pic and use him as a PC sometime. The guy with the eyepatch next to him is also great. That's obviously meant to be a boulder in his upraised hand, but imagine it as a mystic orb and him as a really sketchy magic-user.
I know those are just two revolvers, but I can kinda want that to be a pic of a gun with its own gun attached.
How's that for a dungeon entrance? Photoshop project: change "(first) Citadel Compendium" to "Jungle, Baby!"
These dudes are wicked cool. The slann (frog-dude in the middle) has an ax on his shoulder, but it kinda looks like he's holding a big fat cigar.
I have no idea what is going on here, but I know who to blame: RICK PRIESTLEY.
Empire of the Petal Throne referees should totally add these dudes to their campaign immediately.
Nice comic book style sound effect. Note that Our Hero is attacking this dude from behind.
My greatest hope for this blog post is that some gamer named Mark sees this pic and starts a new blog named The Mark of Chaos. Come on, Mark! You know you want to!
There is nothing about this picture that isn't great. Two details I love: 1) the orc in the back with both his jaw and weapon dropped, 2) the shooter's left hand making a "don't worry, I got this" gesture.
I'll close with three absolutely wonderful Chaos Mutant creatures. Enjoy.
If you meet any of this trio in my dungeons, remember BLAME RICK PRIESTLEY.
Warhammer probably has more influence on what I think of as fantasy than anything else. These are truly fantastic pieces.
ReplyDeleteAre those last three illustrations by John Blanche?
ReplyDeleteThose are some of the most wonderfully strange pieces of gaming art I have seen. Neat find!
ReplyDeleteLast three are Blanche. Excellent find Jeff!
ReplyDeleteZygor Snake-Arms is certainly going to make an appearance in my future games.
ReplyDeleteThanks for this.
The Slaan would work well as EPT Hlutrgu, "The Swamp Frogs."
ReplyDeleteI really wish GW was still producing wonderful, quirky stuff like this.
ReplyDeleteI remember that Slaan pic from the 1st edition of Warhammer (or it may have been 2nd) that I inherited from my friend's older brother. It's stayed in my mind quite vividly, even though I mustn't have looked at it in 20 years.
ReplyDeleteThat makes me wonder if there is a Warhammer Fantasy Battle "OSR" going on somewhere on the planet, where people make retroclones of Warhammer 1st edition. I hope so.
There are definitely still groups out there playing early editions of WHFB and 40k -- some of the 40k groups even use the term OSR.
ReplyDeleteI'm partway into an RPG hack of the original 40K hardbound. You play schlubs in the Imperial Army.
ReplyDeletenoisms: Funny you should bring that up. I just subscribed to a blog that's focused on playing 1st edition Warhammer and it looks like his blog roll has a fair few other "OSR" Warhammer blogs listed as well.
ReplyDeleteThat is so sweet. I've been looking for old Brit fantasy stuff recently, partly because I just dig that stuff, and partly because I've been working on a Labyrinth Lord campaign set in Mordheim for ConstantCon. Thanks for the link!
ReplyDeleteInteresting. I liked this post. When we played 1st edition (or 2nd edition, I really can't remember) it would always devolve into chaos because we were about 11 years old and not really capable of coming to a fair consensus about what the rules meant. Seems pretty analagous to OD&D, really.
ReplyDeleteI really like the one that reads "Warhammer sciense Fiction!" as it really sums up what I want from a game: Vaping orcs with death rays.
ReplyDeleteThat is vaping as in killing them to death with vaporizing death ray, not skeevy stuff.
I really wish I still had Warhammer 1st edition, what I like to call 'the other little white box'.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about playing some 40k myself. I want to set up on old west sci-fi scenarion.
Please let us know how you get on with your 40k project.
PS- Dragon # 149 has an article about playing Rogue Trader as an RPG. It's pretty short. The real meat of it is basically a couple tables dealing with what happens to characters who recieve critical hits, killed or knocked out and using a first aid type roll to save them.
ReplyDeleteWarhammer up through 3rd edition is full of this kind of stuff and doesn't hesitate to mix in some 40k either. The two Realm of Chaos books are full of weird mutated beasties and fantasy creatures with technological weapons. Flipping through those books can definitely put you in a certain frame of mind.
ReplyDeleteThis is 47 different kinds of awesome. Thank you SO much for this link!
ReplyDeleteLet me take up the call, "Come on, Mark! You know you want to!"
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