A couple days ago I discovered Kingdom of Loathing, a browser-based fantasy adventure MMORLMNOP or whatever. It's made of all sorts of stupid. The graphics are intense. Check out my guy! My character Arbogast the Disco Bandit has fought Undead Elbow Macaroni, put on a puppet show fo some Knob Goblin children, and joined the Order of the Literate. And after two days of adventuring I finally found some pants. They're pants previously owned by a bugbear, but that's better than nothing.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."