Ah,...Captain Sparrow, I presume. :)
birdwatchers website? (Canon cameras..)
For some reason, that reminds me of the old Johnny Horton song "Battle of New Orleans":We fired our cannon till the barrel melted downSo we grabbed an alligator and we fought another roundWe filled his head with cannon balls and we powdered his behindAnd when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind!Which would also make a hell of an encounter...Verification word: monsize - variable name for monster size in an old-school dungeon crawl program.
Now all I can think of are Kenku with Muskets.
Well I got inspired. At least artistically...http://aeonsnaugauries.blogspot.com/2010/09/tengu-with-musket.html
My first thought was the image of intelligent birds shooting the works Paschelbel.
Arcadian: I got the impression of leftist birds protesting books by Dead White Males, but you beat me to the pun/spelling nazi reference. Darn.
Darwin's Finches, sick of a bunch of biologists with book deals getting rich and famous, escalate their demands re: use of their likeness and copyrights.Next: giant tortoises bring class action suit against people who try and ride on them.