So I filled in for one of the regulars on the most recent RPG Circus podcast. I'm not familiar with RPG Circus (or any podcast for that matter) but this gig was basically just three dudes shooting the breeze about RPGs.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."