In case you never heard of it.

Star Wars was on the Spike channel last night. Episode IV, as it were. I get my TV programming via Dish Network, and they usually provide a roughly 25-words-or-less synopsis if you press the "Info" button on the remote. Out of curiosity I decided to check out how they summarized A New Hope:

Robots and other allies help a youth and a space jockey rescue a rebel princess and battle dark forces bent on intergalactic rule.

I like how Artoo and Threepio get top billing.