My Wife Amy: While you were at your game last week A Charlie Brown Christmas was on. I tried to get Elizabeth to come watch it, but she was too busy playing her Dora computer game. What's wrong with her?
Me: We've got that on DVD now. She can watch it 365 days in a row if she wants. It's not like when we were kids and if Charlie Brown Christmas or Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer were on you came a-running, cause you couldn't risk missing it.
Amy: Yeah, but there's still something special about the network broadcast!
Me: Speaking of Rudolf, we should get that on DVD.
Amy: I dunno. I never much cared for Rudolf.
Me: Well, what I really want is The Adventures of Yukon Cornelius.
Me: Except that show doesn't exist.
Amy: [dirty look]
Me: Did you know Yukon Cornelius once wrestled the Abominable Snowman? And they both went over a cliff?
Amy: [rolling eyes] Yeah, I know.
Me: That guy is awesome.
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