Those guys don't play a simple hobbyists game written for the unwashed masses they play a system written for the true RPG professional... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqk0mcpC_WU
The Revisitation
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Following on from the role-playing games I have and haven't played, here
are the games I've played but would very much like to play again before my
body fa...
ShadowDark of Strahd - Game 2
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If you're new to this series about running Curse of Strahd as a sandbox for
ShadowDark, there have been a few other posts (here). The previous post
rela...
The Theory of the Labyrinth
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A good part of the magic of D&D is from a specific aesthetic effect it
shares with several other types of fiction that I'm going to call The
Theory of th...
A dungeon is two dungeons at once
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When the last torch is extinguished, when the last drop of oil in the
lantern is consumed, there is a moment of true dark. But soon you begin to
see. You m...
Appendix Probi of the OSSR
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Sandbox, not Any Box
Roll Tables, not Story Beats
Rumors, not Hooks
Character Progression, not Character Development
Scenario Generation, not Plot W...
Ritual Locations (for Liminal Horror)
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1. Where a nun drowned.
2. Between two unmarked graves.
3. A waterway that has never seen the sun.
4. Where five roads meet.
5. A place with po...
The greatest horror game ever is here.
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That's pretty much it, folks.
DEMON CITY can now be bought, both in printed format and as a PDF.
I've had the PDF for some time now, and I'm really hap...
"Ark Against Time" Submitted for DunDraCon #48
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[image: A colorful thing seems to be made of several elongated pods]
(Ark of Time)
*GM: Matt MorrisonType: RPGSystem: D&D/Arduin GrimoireEdition: 5...
Forgotten Homework
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Ugh a boring bookkeeping post: I haven’t forgotten about my Stock-a-Dungeon
jam… it’s just taken more time than anticipated! I thought it would be a
[…] Re...
Imperium Maledictum Session 0
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Warhammer 40,000: Imperium Maledictum is the new Warhammer 40,000
roleplaying game from Cubicle7. Unlike Cubicle7’s other Warhammer 40,000
RPG, Wrath & Glo...
OBSCURE RPG – Free A4 character sheet
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I recently made an A4 character sheet for the OBSCURE roleplaying game by
Tommy Sunzenauer. If you feel like using it – download it here for free.
What i...
The Time Bandits
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Six boisterous dwarves, who, until recently, were employed by the *Supreme
Being* to fix holes in the space-time continuum. Then they had a
brainstorm: W...
cryptid in july poetry day 09, the enfield horror
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a poem about the enfield horror
I’m an armpit leaping
around the woods on three
legs waiting
for police to arrest me
I’m the living
embodiment of cough...
Ãœbersiedelt
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Dieser Blog ist Anfang des Jahres 2022 übersiedelt. Am Blog von
gazerpress.at schreibe ich weiterhin über Historisches und Aktuelles rund
ums Rollenspiel.
In Defense of Race As Class
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Race As Class! Baffling to some, overly simplistic to others, gold to me.
Race As Class does what even AD&D didn't have the balls to do: it not only
says "...
A Fresh Start
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Morning Folks
I came across someone's blog the other day and I liked it's focus, focus is
something I could use so I'm going to steal it along with anyt...
Vengeful Cuckold and Cuckquean Generator
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I submitted a table I made to Jeff Rients for his awesome Flame Princess
Cult Zine. I have already used it in several ways during games and have
enjoye...
REVIEW – Fish Fuckers
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Fish Fuckers is a Lamentations of the Flame Princess Adventure with Text
and Art by Kelvin Green, Graphic Design by Alex Mayo, and Editing by
Jarrett Crade...
eXPerience
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The following are some alternative ways I want to try out in my home LotFP
game. I already use Session Attendance & Carousing but I want to try the
othe...
La torre del Necromante (Sessione 5 - ToEE)
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*La quinta sessione, dove i nostri si avventurano a Nord alla ricerca di un
luogo pericoloso...*
*T1-4 Il tempio del male elementale*
*Personaggi* *g...
Knights and their Towers
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Knight's towers were fortified self-standing buildings, several-stories
high, most often erected on a plan similar to a square. They contained both
livi...
Two Thieves
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Jeff Easley's BECMI Thief I’ve recently decided to run an OD&D game. This,
of course, brings with it the age-old question of which version of OD&D
(3LBBs...
[Review] – Kickstarter “Killer Rabbits”
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Late last year I kicked in on a slightly less-disastrous KS than the usual
(where’s my damned Ref book, Raggi?). I’ve always been a big fan of
manuscript a...
Folk Horror Wyrdness in Traditional Low Fantasy
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My Dreadful Ghoulies,
I think it started when I read an old blog post from Dreams in the Lich
House where John was combining Oerth with darker influence...
One page dungeon contest!
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The one page dungeon contest's deadline is coming up on May 1st and I am
currently finishing up my rough draft and sketches on mine. It's my first
time giv...
New adventure
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Finally got around to uploading a new adventure. You can find it under
the adventures tab or just jump right to it from the link below. The
adventure is...
How's the View at Scenic Dunnsmouth?
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*[First, there are major spoilers here, so I wouldn't recommend reading
this if you're a player. That said, this is one of the few adventures that
changes...
Dark Sun for Lamentations of the Flame Princess
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The wife and I have been hard at work preparing Dark Sun for Lamentations
of the Flame Princess. Whilst we didn't manage to complete this one over
the we...
Conformity is Easy but Often Unwise.
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*"Trying to conform to frantic society is like trying to dance in rhythm
with an erupting volcano. The awakened see society's problems as
originating fro...
Heh. That made me chuckle. Don't get me wrong, I think OSR dudes are cool enough. But that's a nice, cheeky jab.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should all be taking this a bit less seriously? :)
Well, since those guys were playing 3.5 I don't feel so bad...
ReplyDelete(Word verification: "phonsing" - the act of dialing random numbers from the phone book and serenading the lucky one that answers.)
I used to own that dragon shirt.
ReplyDeleteWell, not that EXACT shirt, but one just like it.
But I bought it because Mikey Whipwreck used to wear it in his early ECW career.
Not the exact shirt I boguht, but one just like it.
I wonder if this guy's wearing Mikey's old shirt? The exact one, I mean.
OOHHH, I finally get to play the word verification game, I have a cool word! "Tumerse."
"It's not a tumerse!"
Man, I told you to stop posting pictures of me. Sheesh!
ReplyDelete(And I echo the sentiment exactly, which is why I've not been feeding the trolls. I'd rather put asses in chairs, dammit!)
(Especially the ones that Evil DM posts every Wednesday...)
Hah! Back up off my dice before you take some damage!
ReplyDeleteThose guys don't play a simple hobbyists game written for the unwashed masses they play a system written for the true RPG professional...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqk0mcpC_WU
I played with a guy who wore that dragon shirt for about a year.
ReplyDeleteThat dragon shirt gets around, because a buddy who played in my campaign for years also owned one just like it (though a tad, eh, smaller).
ReplyDeleteI would totally wear that shirt.
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny wearing some sort of over-the-top Power Metal or Nerd Power T-Shirt when we have our game nights. :D
When GMing or playing 40K, I typically wear my cold-war era "Peace Through Superior Firepower" t-shirt with the uzi on it.
ReplyDeleteI think it sends the proper message to my players/opponents.
Hilarious. And so appropriate. The whole 'what we play is better than what you play' thing makes me want to laugh or vomit at any given moment.
ReplyDeleteNow people will write in to say I should be laughing or the I should really be vomitting. A flame war will erupt over the 'best' reaction.
I have never owned a dragon shirt...I don't even know where one would buy one. Do they sell them at Banana Republic?
ReplyDelete@Barking Alien: Why choose between laughing or vomiting? Do both!
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteHand-drawn rampaging sword-wielding boobiesaurus ftw.
Hahahahaha, fucking perfect.
ReplyDeleteFirst I'm bourgeois, now I'm elite? Man, the OSR is better than being an English major.
ReplyDeleteYou could take that dragon shirt, re-sew the back, cut off the sleeves and cutdown the neckline and make a pretty spiffy stripper dress.
ReplyDeleteIn fact--if anybody has that shirt and is done with it, and wants it to be on tv, just send it to me...
@Zak - it already is a stripper dress... or shirt. Watch the "Fear of Girls" video. :)
ReplyDeleteZak said "spiffy". Just like Jeff.
ReplyDeleteSome day I need to get myself a proper gaming t-shirt with a dragon on it, and if possible with a dungeon too.
ReplyDeleteAye. We rock :)
ReplyDeleteWhere can i buy that sweet dragon shirt???????
ReplyDelete