Go to DriveThruRPG and download your own free copy of the Exalted corebook. I don't care if you hate fantasy or loathe anime or dislike White Wolf dice pools. You need a copy of Exalted in your game library. Seriously, if you are the kind of person that reads stupid gaming blogs then I'm absolutely certain you are the kind of person who could use a free Exalted. And if you have a copy from another source, now's the time to get yourself a nice legal version.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."