Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!
-Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
Mince Pie Fest 2025: The Winner!
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Okay then, I'm ready to call it. I've tested almost every
nationally-available mince pie -- not the Bastard Kipling; I will, but they
are never much good -...

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