Thanks to Mike Shorten, the Chicago Wiz, for sending this one my way. Stay awesome, dude!
Playing D&D With Porn Stars and Also The Founder of the OSR and The Head of
Lamentations of the Flame Princess
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Two very short stories from playing D&D last week:
So if you know anything about Caroline Pierce you know...
Wait, let me rephrase, if you know anythin...
I pity the fool who don't GET ONE FREE.
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I Pity the Fool, who doesn't like Lamb!
ReplyDeleteA super taco on a pita bread. Sign me up!!
ReplyDeleteB.A. Barakos is a Greek name, after all.
ReplyDeleteI pity the fool who don't go with HOT SOUP
ReplyDeleteI pity the fool who doesn't like the juice!
ReplyDelete(oh yeah, I just riffed on an awful SNL skit from the early 90's)
Did you do Mr. T and Tina yet?
ReplyDeleteThere was a restaurant near where I grew up called Mr. T's which predated the popular Mr. T. (Must still have been the same guy behind it though, of course!)
ReplyDeleteMy prediction for your order, Pain.
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