Ladies and gentlemen, the Armored Gopher Games official Total Party Kill board! In my defense of my puny score, keeping the tally only begun with the move to the new location and I scored at least 2 TPKs at the old store. Also, I'm pretty good at killing everybody but one survivor and that's just not good enough to count here.
Someone explained the asterisks by Jared, Chris M. and Jake's TPKs, but I've forgotten what the deal was.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."