My daughter and I have been playing this one crane game on and off for as long as she has been able to walk. Today I finally won her a prize. This little purple elephant is just perfect for her. She promptly named him Fred Fredburger.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."