- TNA wrestler Lance Hoyt can stand on the turnbuckle and leap all the way to the far side of the ring just to kick you in the face.
- David Hasslehoff hates jugglers.
- "Flushable" baby-wipes aren't. (This item I learned from the guy who unplugged my sewer line Sunday morning.)
- My sister keeps her house locked up tight, but then leaves her car unlocked with the garage door opener in it.
- Conan the Barbarian likes blueberries.
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