Ah, the Mr. T cartoon. One of the least explicable shows on Saturday mornings circa my childhood. Mr. T is the coach/bus driver for a band of cleancut multiracial mystery-solving teen gymnasts. Bobby the Barbarian from the D&D cartoon dresses just like the star and tries to act butch. Instead of a unicorn there's a dog with a mohawk. And here's a big shocker: the asian chick is really smart.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."