Almafeta's Meat Soda

Ingredients:
16 oz. club soda (chilled)
Heaping tablespoon beef bullion (sodium-less)
One teaspoon steak sauce powder (the kind you mix yourself)
Dash of onion salt
Dash of tabasco

Instructions:
Mix ingredients in a cup that can hold 16 oz, one tablespoon, one teaspoon, and two dashes. Drink.

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