Thursday, April 12, 2012

Meet my racer! (NSFW)

Since my FLAILSNAILS pc Donnal MacDonnal is off fighting a war in the Hill Cantons, I decided to make a new guy to participate in Richard's Carcosan Wacky Races.  I used these weird Carcosa chargen charts made by some sadist who hates players. This guy below has not been approved tot play yet, so consider him a first draft.


Oogah was kicked out of his tribe of naked ultraluddite cannibals for using a stick as a tool.  He still hasn't adapted completely to modern Carcosan society and its use of the strange technology known as 'pants'.


This is Oogah's ride before his mechanic tricked it out.  It's a standard model Carcosan motor-trike with radium-emission headlights.  Snoo added jet fins for aerodynamic stability, a rusty old hand-crank gatling gun, a buzzsaw armature, an infernal engine that burns the souls of cute little bunnies and a cup holder.  She calls the complete vehicle the Hate Beast.



This is Snoo, Oogah's grumpy mechanic.  Her turn-offs include long walks on the beach, cute little bunnies and riding on motorcycles behind naked savages.