What happened this morning in +Jeff Rients' Wessex campaign?
Roll 1d20
1 - Ool the Dandy, loyal henchman to +Taurus Hell's Heart, was imprisoned.
2 - No one is quite sure, but +Philip the Bloody has a new hydrocephalitic goblin mounted outside his cabin.
3 - +Sir Hugo le Bâtard now bears a hideous scar on his back from one of +Philip the Bloody's infamous phaser blasts.
4 - The party returned with a huge pirate-style chest filled with treasure. Some of it even had the mark of King Arthur.
5 - There are now two less vampires in the dungeon (both were pro-wrestlers).
6 - Several of the party members have horrible acid scars covering their face. They don't want to talk about it.
7 - +Philip the Bloody's new tattoo reads "True Stanist" under a picture of a golden orb spider.
8 - The party encountered strange, mummy-like creatures encased in glass.
9 - The party did battle with a mighty dung-golem. There were no survivors.
10 - Ooluu tested the power of Dagon over the undead. The results were inconclusive.
11 - The dragon has returned, and he is angry.
12 - Rakshasas were actually encountered on the Rakshasa level.
13 - +Philip the Bloody's trusty phaser ran out of batteries.
14 - The goblin henchmen of +Sir Hugo le Bâtard now possess strange, steel gloves mounted with dental equipment.
15 - They party actually entered the caves deep below the castle. There they encountered hideous crabmen.
16 - The party killed a gargoyle using a clever trick.
17 - The things without a face are highly susceptible to fire.
18 - A magic item was discovered (1-3 Excalibur itself 4-5 Merlin's wand 6 something far more stange)
19 - Add moving rocks to St. Serpentor's list of posthumous miracles.
20 - Roll twice, disbelieving both results.
Evan Elkins wrote this in lieu of a standard session report. Some of it is even true!
A Return to the Stars
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After a veeeeerrrryyyy long, and mostly unplanned, hiatus, Stuart and I got
together to play more Stargrave in recent days. It was good! It was also a
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20 got a legitimate laugh from me.
ReplyDeleteNautral 20s undermine legitimate laughter.
ReplyDeleteSo who got Excalibur? I rolled it - it must be true.
ReplyDeleteNumber 6 makes me think they were involved in shooting some sort of foreign style perverse "splashing" video with demons of the underworld, their reluctance to talk about it proves my theory is right.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell which of these are true.
ReplyDeleteAt first I found that frustrating. Now I'm just reveling in the fact that I get to play in Jeff's games, where any of these things are entirely possible.
Awesome.
I can't tell which of these are true.
DeleteThat was entirely the point.
How do I get in on this horrible action?
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