The original 3 3/4" A-Team action figures were kinda ugly, with the Mr. T in green being the least hideous of the lot. But they were the same scale as both the GI Joe and Star Wars lines, which is clearly an invitation for the greatest crossover in toy history.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."