An old Dragon magazine ad submitted by Matt of the Dwarf and the Basilisk. I never played this one. The last Trek computer game I played was that one where the proton torpedoes were represented by asterisks flying across the sector.
"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."