Since there were questions about it:
Long Reach (20 sheet capacity, standard staples) stapler by Sparco
I don't have a bunch of experience with these things, but I'm pretty sure this particular model is only 12 bucks for a reason. It feels cheaply made in my hand and the rubber feet slide off pretty easily. Still, I've had a lot of fun with it.
Mineshaft Geomorphs: MINE-4 and MINE-5
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