Sunday, October 30, 2022

for the Encounter Critical fans


Random Vanthian Adventurers Tattoos (d100)
1
A 5th dimensional leprechaun holding a tankard of ale in one hand and flipping the bird with the other.
2
A Beautiful Gjenie Emerging from a Bottle
3
A Broken Sword Captioned WE REMEMBER
4
A club-wielding cave primitive smashing a robodroid, captioned BRUTE FORCE
5
A Grey Alien Holding An Ice Cream Cone
6
A Grimacing Goblin Carrying an Anarchist Bomb
7
A Hand Where Each Fingertip Is A Creature Head: Cobra, Goat, Lion, Eagle, Dragon
8
A Mushroom Cloud with the Caption OVERKILL WORKS
9Ace of Spiders
10
Amazon in Black Leather Armor Wielding Lizard-Hide Whip
11
An Astronaut Among the Phoenix Asteroids
12
Anarchy Symbol
13Ankh
14
Bat with a Goblin Head
15
Battlestar Pegasus
16
Bee Girl Stinging an Orc
17
BEEBLEBROX FOR GOD-EMPEROR
18
BLOOD & GLORY in classic Klengon, slightly misspelled
19
Bottle of Saurian Brandy
20
Bozo the Clown as a balrog
21
Butterfly with Dracula Head
22
Centaur that is Part-Fembot, Part-Motorcycle
23
Chainsaw Sword with ABSLOM DAAK FAN CLUB on blade.
24Chess Knight
25
Clock Face Showing that it is 13 O’Clock
26Cobra
27
Colonial Warrior Insignia
28
Cosmic Starchild
29
Crossed Swords
30
Cyclops/Satyr with a Unicorn Horn
31
Denebian Slime Devil
32
Devil Girl in a Skimpy Maid Uniform
33
Devil in a Three Piece Suit Carrying a Briefcase
34
Earth Directorate Flag
35Eightball
36
Eightfold Arrow of Chaos
37Eye of Horus
38
Eyeball with a Fiery Comet Tail
39
Eyeball with Batwings
40Flying Saucer
41
Frothy Mug of Ale
42
Godzilla Arising From the Sea
43
Gremlin Smoking a Cigar and Holding a Sawed-Off Shotgun
44Griffon
45
Grim Reaper on a Surfboard
46
Hammerhead Shark
47
Hooded Executioner with Bloody Axe
48
Hourglass Gripped by Skeletal Hand
49
Hula Girl with Medusa Hair
50Infinity Symbol
51
KEEP ON TRUCKIN’ with the Usual Art
52
Kraken Attacking a Castle
53
Martini with Tiny Skull Instead of Olive Captioned IT’S ALWAYS 1700 SOMEWHERE
54
Mermaid with Skull Face
55
Mime Impaled on Stake
56
Mirror Ball Captioned DISCO LIVES
57
Mushrooms Growing from a Skull with the Cryptic Caption LIFE OMEN
58
Open Treasure Chest Full of Jewels Captioned LOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER
59Orc Jester
60
Pair of Numbered Dodecahedrons
61Peace Symbol
62
Pennyfarthing Bicycle with the Number 666 Imposed over the Larger Wheel
63Pentagram
64
Pyramid on the Back of a MegaTurtle
65
Radiation Symbol
66
Rebel Alliance Starbird
67
Remember Alderaan on a Banner
68Ringed Planet
69
Sabretooth Tiger with Caption I HATE MONDAYS
70Scorpion
71
Scuttling Crab Captioned with Short Word in an Unknown Alien Script
72
Serpent Entwining a Black-Bladed Dagger
73
Sigil of the Galactic Psi Knights
74
Skeleton Playing Pinball
75
Skull & Crossbones
76
Skull with Batwings
77
Smiling, gap-toothed lad captioned WHAT, ME WORRY?
78
Snail But Its Shell is a Spiral Galaxy
79
Space Amoeba Engulfing a Planet
80Spiral Galaxy
81Stylized Atom
82
Teddy Bear Holding a .38 Special
83
The First Hundred Thousand Digits of Pi in Nearly Microscopic Numbers
84
The Formula e^iπ+1=0
85
The God Huron Smiting a Smog Monster
86
The Hook and Cross, enigmatic sigil of the Cult of the Azure Clam
87
The Letter Omega
88
The Magic Word MWOWM in Gothic Letters
89
Three Crucified Robodroids
90
Two Planets Colliding
91Tyrannosaurus
92Unicorn
93
Unicursal Hexagram
94
Vorpal Bunny with Blood Dripping From Fangs
95
Vulkin Centaur Armed with a Phasic Rifle
96
Vulkinian IDIC Symbol
97
Winged Dragon
98
Wizard Giving Two Thumbs Up
99
Wooky Bodhisattva in Lotus Position with Third Eye Open
100Yin Yang

2 comments:

  1. Unless the hammerhead shark has heavily muscled hands, lower body of an elephant, and chains with anchors, I don't want it anywhere on my skin.
    You might say "old-fashioned", but I say "classy".

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