Random Vanthian Adventurers Tattoos (d100) | |
| 1 | A 5th dimensional leprechaun holding a tankard of ale in one hand and flipping the bird with the other. |
| 2 | A Beautiful Gjenie Emerging from a Bottle |
| 3 | A Broken Sword Captioned WE REMEMBER |
| 4 | A club-wielding cave primitive smashing a robodroid, captioned BRUTE FORCE |
| 5 | A Grey Alien Holding An Ice Cream Cone |
| 6 | A Grimacing Goblin Carrying an Anarchist Bomb |
| 7 | A Hand Where Each Fingertip Is A Creature Head: Cobra, Goat, Lion, Eagle, Dragon |
| 8 | A Mushroom Cloud with the Caption OVERKILL WORKS |
| 9 | Ace of Spiders |
| 10 | Amazon in Black Leather Armor Wielding Lizard-Hide Whip |
| 11 | An Astronaut Among the Phoenix Asteroids |
| 12 | Anarchy Symbol |
| 13 | Ankh |
| 14 | Bat with a Goblin Head |
| 15 | Battlestar Pegasus |
| 16 | Bee Girl Stinging an Orc |
| 17 | BEEBLEBROX FOR GOD-EMPEROR |
| 18 | BLOOD & GLORY in classic Klengon, slightly misspelled |
| 19 | Bottle of Saurian Brandy |
| 20 | Bozo the Clown as a balrog |
| 21 | Butterfly with Dracula Head |
| 22 | Centaur that is Part-Fembot, Part-Motorcycle |
| 23 | Chainsaw Sword with ABSLOM DAAK FAN CLUB on blade. |
| 24 | Chess Knight |
| 25 | Clock Face Showing that it is 13 O’Clock |
| 26 | Cobra |
| 27 | Colonial Warrior Insignia |
| 28 | Cosmic Starchild |
| 29 | Crossed Swords |
| 30 | Cyclops/Satyr with a Unicorn Horn |
| 31 | Denebian Slime Devil |
| 32 | Devil Girl in a Skimpy Maid Uniform |
| 33 | Devil in a Three Piece Suit Carrying a Briefcase |
| 34 | Earth Directorate Flag |
| 35 | Eightball |
| 36 | Eightfold Arrow of Chaos |
| 37 | Eye of Horus |
| 38 | Eyeball with a Fiery Comet Tail |
| 39 | Eyeball with Batwings |
| 40 | Flying Saucer |
| 41 | Frothy Mug of Ale |
| 42 | Godzilla Arising From the Sea |
| 43 | Gremlin Smoking a Cigar and Holding a Sawed-Off Shotgun |
| 44 | Griffon |
| 45 | Grim Reaper on a Surfboard |
| 46 | Hammerhead Shark |
| 47 | Hooded Executioner with Bloody Axe |
| 48 | Hourglass Gripped by Skeletal Hand |
| 49 | Hula Girl with Medusa Hair |
| 50 | Infinity Symbol |
| 51 | KEEP ON TRUCKIN’ with the Usual Art |
| 52 | Kraken Attacking a Castle |
| 53 | Martini with Tiny Skull Instead of Olive Captioned IT’S ALWAYS 1700 SOMEWHERE |
| 54 | Mermaid with Skull Face |
| 55 | Mime Impaled on Stake |
| 56 | Mirror Ball Captioned DISCO LIVES |
| 57 | Mushrooms Growing from a Skull with the Cryptic Caption LIFE OMEN |
| 58 | Open Treasure Chest Full of Jewels Captioned LOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER |
| 59 | Orc Jester |
| 60 | Pair of Numbered Dodecahedrons |
| 61 | Peace Symbol |
| 62 | Pennyfarthing Bicycle with the Number 666 Imposed over the Larger Wheel |
| 63 | Pentagram |
| 64 | Pyramid on the Back of a MegaTurtle |
| 65 | Radiation Symbol |
| 66 | Rebel Alliance Starbird |
| 67 | Remember Alderaan on a Banner |
| 68 | Ringed Planet |
| 69 | Sabretooth Tiger with Caption I HATE MONDAYS |
| 70 | Scorpion |
| 71 | Scuttling Crab Captioned with Short Word in an Unknown Alien Script |
| 72 | Serpent Entwining a Black-Bladed Dagger |
| 73 | Sigil of the Galactic Psi Knights |
| 74 | Skeleton Playing Pinball |
| 75 | Skull & Crossbones |
| 76 | Skull with Batwings |
| 77 | Smiling, gap-toothed lad captioned WHAT, ME WORRY? |
| 78 | Snail But Its Shell is a Spiral Galaxy |
| 79 | Space Amoeba Engulfing a Planet |
| 80 | Spiral Galaxy |
| 81 | Stylized Atom |
| 82 | Teddy Bear Holding a .38 Special |
| 83 | The First Hundred Thousand Digits of Pi in Nearly Microscopic Numbers |
| 84 | The Formula e^iπ+1=0 |
| 85 | The God Huron Smiting a Smog Monster |
| 86 | The Hook and Cross, enigmatic sigil of the Cult of the Azure Clam |
| 87 | The Letter Omega |
| 88 | The Magic Word MWOWM in Gothic Letters |
| 89 | Three Crucified Robodroids |
| 90 | Two Planets Colliding |
| 91 | Tyrannosaurus |
| 92 | Unicorn |
| 93 | Unicursal Hexagram |
| 94 | Vorpal Bunny with Blood Dripping From Fangs |
| 95 | Vulkin Centaur Armed with a Phasic Rifle |
| 96 | Vulkinian IDIC Symbol |
| 97 | Winged Dragon |
| 98 | Wizard Giving Two Thumbs Up |
| 99 | Wooky Bodhisattva in Lotus Position with Third Eye Open |
| 100 | Yin Yang |
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