Saturday, December 26, 2020

quick question


On a scale of one to ten, how big of a jerk is this sorcerer, in your opinion?

 

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Posted by Jeff Rients at 11:40 AM

19 comments:

  1. nefffffffffff12:54 PM

    Yeah, that dude sucks. So like a 7 or 8. Too inept to cause real problems but def a thorn in your side.

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  2. eeldip1:24 PM

    his look is a bit thirsty. looking for attention more than harm. will turn on a dime if you invite him to a cool party. (although he will show up and gloat in the corner). 5 out of 10 for jerk.

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  3. Sully4:58 PM

    He's super buff but the guys at the gym always laughed at how long his eyebrows were. He was probably just looking for a friend but it's too late now. If you ask him for a spot, he'll let the bar drop on your chest and then reanimate your corpse. He's spent way too much time reading the Necronomicon to go back to Gold's. He'll challenge you to an arm wrestling match and then bam, level drain.

    10/10, cannot be trusted.

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  4. JB5:02 PM

    More pathetic looking than “jerk;” maybe a 6-7ish?

    On the jackass scale he rates at least an 8.5. Kind of a Baron Mordo/Skeletor-vibe (+ ‘rounds). Just sad, really.

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    1. JB5:03 PM

      Mmm...that should say “‘roids” not “rounds;”
      damn autocorrect.

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  5. Jack Tremain5:06 PM

    it looks like a responsible but tired person in my opinion. 2/10 because everybody holds some malice

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  6. zeruslord8:45 PM

    those are the eyebrows of a man with nothing to lose.

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  7. Anonymous11:38 PM

    Body says "Superhero Sorcerer", face says "Circus Freak", Skull-staff says, "I bought this at a Satanic Temple garage sale. Overall I'd say about a 6/10: definitely a jerk but not really motivated to do anything too evil.

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  8. FrDave12:50 AM

    This guy strikes me as trying too hard. Does he even know why he needs to be jerk? I am guessing that the 7 rated jerk facade is really quite brittle. Give him a little love and I think his Grinch-like little heart will grow several times bigger because deep down he is just a softie.

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  9. Reason1:35 AM

    Looks like he's upset some jerkoff pulled him into the OSR dimension instead of the Palladium Continuum that he was all dressed for.

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  10. Nick6:00 AM

    Depends by what 'jerk' means to you. If it's a guy who wears preposterous spandex and preforms Saturday morning style evil, then 5. I mean he's going to struggle against the likes of Mumm-Ra.

    In tne grandiose scale of objective jerkdom, I have to rank him even lower: a 1 or 2. I feel a bit sorry for him.

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  11. Janich7:46 AM

    He's a responsible hard working dad whom takes care of his two kids and his wife on minimum wage where he have to put in overtime and doesn't have the coin for even one day off. He has a weird taste in clothes, but to each his own. Don't judge the book by it's cover.
    Who here is to throw the first stone anyway.
    Big fat 0 from me :)

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    1. Janich7:48 AM

      Looks like skeletor in his younger days.

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  12. Matrox Lusch9:34 AM

    0. After having captured the staff from Lama of Orcus, Johnny Manziel's gold Beats headphones, and a corporeal body of Baron Mordo, his work has just begun to turn back the tide of evil.

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  13. Jeremy Deram12:43 AM

    8

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  14. JDJarvis12:25 PM

    Looking like an 8.

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  15. Zak Sabbath6:31 AM

    He has Baron Mordo's clothes plus even more of a look of self-pity.

    Power
    +
    Feeling secretly powerless
    +
    Self-pity
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    No genuine appeal (therefore more self-pity)

    I think 10.

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  16. Quipper Farmer12:14 PM

    Clenched right fist implies deep seated rage, dejected stare implies sadness. I'd say he's a 9 on the jerk scale and 6 on the competency scale.

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