Merwik the Merchant, chief supplier of miscellaneous equipment in and around the Abbey of St. Emmet, now offers pre-selected dungeoneering packages.
PoP!
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I have drawn three pieces today, and this -- with no hint of irony or
self-deprecation -- is the best of them all.
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For those of you not enamored of clicking:
ReplyDeleteGreetings friends! Are you in a hurry to get to the dungeon and find that gold? You’re in luck!
BASIC PACKAGE
simple Rucksack containing
5 Torches
Tinderbox
Jug of Ale
Rations, 1 week
Large sack
Only 20gp!
Perfect for hirelings!
DELUXE PACKAGE
Backpack containing
Lantern
3 Flasks of Oil
Tinderbox
Wineskin, local vintage
Iron Rations, 1 week
50’ Rope
Large Sack
CHOICE of Crowbar
OR Hammer & 12 Iron Spikes
A mere 60gp!
SPECIALIST PACKAGE
Backpack containing
5 torches
Tinderbox
Wineskin, local vintage
Iron Rations, 1 week
CHOICE of Silver Holy Symbol
OR ahem, “Specialist” Tools
OR Paper, Ink, Pens
On sale this week for 45gp!
VAMPIRE HUNTER’S KIT
Small Sack containing
Wooden Crucifix
Vial of Holy Water
3 Bulbs of fine Garlic
Mallet & 3 Stakes
Silver Dagger
A steal at 75gp!
My hunch is each package has some carefully-planned lacuna which Myrddin exploits.
ReplyDeleteAnd watch out for Wessex crowbars.
Neat! I think that I'll add this page to my "Player's Package"* (which will consist of a copy of my house rules, price list, and game description, along with a copy of the Quick Primer for Old School Gaming).
ReplyDelete*kekeke!
The adventurer boom has clearly dangerously destabilized the gold standard. Think of how many 'basic package' equivalents a miner would go through before he'd be able to mine 20 GPs of gold. Time to start stockpiling potatoes.
ReplyDeleteTunnels and Trolls 5e did it first
ReplyDeleteDid what first? Fast packs of equipment? Not on your life, anony-dude.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ specialist as euphemism.
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