Skeree the Bonewoman, Father Jack, Òengus the Somnomancer and Finn the Thief managed to wrest a large tome of spells from the clutches of an evil sorcerer. Òengus would love to use these spells, but the book is in Latin and he cannot read a word of it. So they have decided to offer it for sale or trade.
Note that the local witch advises that the book contains enchantments up to the fourth circle of power.
Send all offer to me, jrients/gmail/etc., with the header "spellbook". With my local con next weekend (three sessions of Caves of Myrddin, bring your FLAILSNAILS pc or roll one up) this sale probably won't conclude until the week after next.
(No, you don't get to know the spells ahead of time.)
PoP!
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I have drawn three pieces today, and this -- with no hint of irony or
self-deprecation -- is the best of them all.
I looked and couldn't make head nor tails of it. It's Latin though. -Fr. J
ReplyDeleteIf it's in Latin, then it must not be very good. All the choicest grimoires are in Arabic.
ReplyDeleteNote: Philip the Bloody doesn't know a word of Latin.
Samson and Son's Dungeon Salvage would like the make the following offer:
ReplyDelete2 leering satyr heads made of granite, a potion of spider climb and 5 rocks that glow eternally with the light of a torch. Act now and he'll throw in a taxidermied crow-rat from the bowels of Nightwick Abbey.