[The following was written by Evan of In Places Deep in a blatant attempt to cash in on his own Xp-for-session-reports houserule. Well it worked. Future explorers of the Caves of Myrddin may score +10% or 100xp, whichever is greater, for supplying a good summary of the session. N.B. I have made one edit to the following text, removing the italics. I hate it when gamefic is italicized.]
The following letter was found discarded next to an inebriated messenger boy.
My dearest Susan,
My
return from Ireland has thus far been inauspicious, and I regret that
my failing health will prevent me from visiting you in your bedchamber.
Since I was unable to bring you an treasures from the Emerald Isle, I
thought I might win some more prizes from the ruins of Castle Dundagel.
Oh, how wrong I was.
In
the company of one of your husband’s boorish knights, whom I hired to
serve as my body guard, as well as two stout fellows and another
fighting-man I headed out to the ruins of the castle. Since the
Dragon had been seen entering the southern tower, we elected to check
the northern one to avoid its ire. If only we had known what perils
awaited us. We explored the tower itself, which seemed rather
non-descript aside from the presence of a coffin which I now believe
must be the resting place of a vampire.
While
investigating the roof I was once again mocked by those hideous crows.
I managed to kill one, and I intended to turn it into one of those
taxidermic displays you so love. Now I cannot look at the thing after
the horrors I saw in those dungeons!
After
leading into the dungeon proper one of the dwarves abandoned us to die
leaving us only with a cryptic warning to “watch out for cage traps.”
Would that I knew what he meant because it could not have been as
terrible as what we experienced. Exploring the chambers more, I found
an area that looked familiar to me. Just as I did, we were assailed by
misty figures who soon materialized into vampires.
Luckily,
I had brought a large number of flasks filled with holy water. These
were quite effective against the creatures, but not before the most
terrible of their number – a crow faced monstrosity whose terrible
visage will haunt my dreams forevermore – raked me with his awful
talons. The shock of this still haunts me, and I find it difficult to
remember the incantations that were once so easy for me to rattle off.
On
the positive side, the mysterious power I learned in Ireland was of
used to me as I used it to slay one of the vampires, which once was a
woman. While I have this small victory I am still gripped by the
horrors of the things I witnessed. I saw the crow-headed master of
vampires burst into flame, but I know he still lives.
Incidentally,
your husband’s stooge whom I had temporarily borrowed met his end in
those tunnels. I have included the sum of 600 solidi to make up for his
loss.
Hopefully I will recover soon and be able to see you once again, my love.
Your snuggle-bear
Philip of Luxembourg
in a blatant attempt to cash in on his own Xp-for-session-reports houserule.
ReplyDeleteIn my defense Philip had just been drained of two levels.
Heh-heh. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteMan, I really want to get in on the Constacon goodness but technology and schedule wise I am incapable right now. This shit's getting next level.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of adventurer has a nickname like snuggly bear?
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