Friday, June 20, 2008

clipped from my local paper


"The candidate must enjoy detailing cars, running a chain saw, using a shovel, and operating a computer."

Could this ad be for anything else but an archvillain advertising for a henchman?
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Posted by Jeff Rients at 12:22 AM

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:55 AM

    So are you going to apply? Think how cool it would be hand someone your henchman business card.

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  2. Joshua Macy7:38 AM

    Actually, it looks like an ad for a husband.

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  3. Infamous Jum8:16 AM

    Wow. This just screams "murder for hire".

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  4. Anonymous3:11 PM

    I like the part about "enjoying" using a shovel. I can't think of anyone who doesn't love shoveling!

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  5. Intruder_W11:49 PM

    "Henchband for Hire" this Fall on ABC.

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  6. Anonymous5:07 PM

    I think this guy is looking for someone who will be proficient when the inevitable zombie apocalypse comes. "Chain Saw. Check. Shovel Use. Check. Come get some."

    P.S. For a 6 figure salary, I could learn to enjoy shovelling.

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